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meet the hard smoothie
100% real fruit, real flavor, legit bubbles. Your very own adult smoothie in a can.
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Gluten Free Dairy Free Vegan 5% ABV Real Fruit
WHAT'S A HARD SMOOTHIE?!
HARD SMOOTHIE 101
Real Fruit
Jam-packed with nature’s candy. No artificial flavoring.
Simple Ingredients
No gluten or dairy. Just enough booze.
Light Bubbles
A lil carbonation to keep things interesting.
It's good for breakfast, too! - Olivia R.
One of the best tasting drinks I’ve ever had...unreal. - Michael G.
Sooooo gooood. Need more. - John J.
Tasting Notes
I hate how much I actually enjoy this. - Steve C.
I could literally drink this all day, forever. - Maxwell B.
Holy cow, it’s a carbonated smoothie. - Angela W.
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.4 / 5 from 169 reviews.
The most happy accident was finding this amazing drink. My wife and I were camping in Glen Arbor Mi and went to a small IGA to grab some food. While we were perusing the isles my wife happened upon this on a rack for a pick 6. She grabbed one of these and so did I. We instantly said we had to go back and get more. That was in 2019. The strawberry banana is my favorite. Since this is “legit fruit” not from concentrate with carbonated water and clean dextrose alcohol (a pure cane sugar derivative), it doesn’t hurt my stomach, and honestly I rarely feel even hungover, though I don’t consume typically more than three on an off day unless there is a special occasion. It’s SMOOTH. Feels like I blended up some strawberries, bananas and added some soda water with a little bit of sugar. Now that we live in the Florida Keys. We have ordered a couple of times and since this process has been seamless we plan to continue to do so. Bottom line: We LOVE smooj.
Michigan native and craft beer industry guy for 10 years always wishing to start a distributorship concentrating on service and partnership with brands like Smooj or HOMES.
5⭐️ Delicious and love it!
Love them!
5⭐️ Delicious! I love it
The product arrived spoiled, I contacted them, but they never responded. I have loved the flavor of these in the past, and hyped up my friends about them when I ordered these again for the third time.
TASTY!! Sweet & fruity with key lime popping as the seltzer warmed up. Not as much coconut as drinks before it, but very good nonetheless.
This stuff is awesome! I haven’t found any other company that sales these kind of drinks. I’ll be ordering more as new flavors become available.
This drink is easily my new favorite!
STUNNED.
Such a refreshing drink. There's a good flavor balance that makes this easy to drink. A perfect beverage for a hot summer day!
This one reminded me of Smoothie King's Caribbean Way smoothie which is my favorite. This is a thicc boy smoothie and the added carbonation elevates it to the next level.
This was just an amazing treat of a drink! Every sip was a taste of heaven and it was gone too soon.
Favorite Flavor Amazing! My favorite flavor Smooj yet! Go-to for all occasions.
Delicious!! Refreshingly sweet. Delicious!! Refreshingly sweet.
Wow!!! These are the best drinks i have tried in a long time. The label on the can caught my eye and this drink did not disappoint. I cannot wait to try them all i have only tried the tropical. I hope this company takes off because this is so unique and delicious. A great surprise to bring to a party that people will love.
treat yoself💖 This flavor is my go-to. Tastes *exactly* like the piña coladas I was obsessed with on my honeymoon. Don't get how they do it, don't care. Keep em coming.
eeny meeny miney Love that you can get these as a sampler pack. I ended up absolutely loving all 3 flavors but wasn't sure if I would.
The ultimate summer bev!... The ultimate summer bev! Throw a four pack in a pitcher with tequila and Cointreau and you've got pineapple margaritas. BBQ, boat, beach, brunch...it's a hit at every party we bring it to!
Costa Rica In a Can If I could put a trip to Costa Rica in a can, it would be this flavor. Oozing with fresh from the vine fruit flavors…. and booze 😝 And I don’t have to pay for the flight.
Yum yum yum Smoooooothie!!!! Great for brunch but can drink any time of day;)
So Good!! WOW - I am obsessed 😍 The consistency is truly like a smoothie (with a tiny bit of carbonation.) It is really thick with fruit and is the perfect mix of tropical flavors. By far my fav flavor!
Great drink for the patio!
Shocked that this can be so delicious without dairy! Will absolutely be purchasing more
Got this for a friend who loves it thought it was going to be weird but was SO DELICIOUS!!!
Nice smoothie drink for the summer 😋
Nice summer smoothie drink to enjoy 😋
Love it! I tell everyone
Love these!
I love Smooj! They were sold out of my favorite flavor so I decided to try Rainbow Sherbert and it’s just as delicious.
I loved the flavor of this one. It was smoother than the apple pie variation that I had tried previously.
Excellent smooth flavor! Tastes like you are drinking melted rainbow sherbet! Highly recommend!
It was good.
Disgusting 🤮 flavor just tastes like chemicals. Disgusting!!! A waste of money AND fortune to ship. 2 four packs were $8.75 per can including shipping. I REALLY WANT MY MONEY BACK this product is not consumable. VERY DISAPPOINTING
The order arrived after the date I needed it by.
Love!!!
❤️ all products. You will not be disappointed!
Product was great. You might want to add filler to your shipping box because the cabins were loose and banging around. Just a suggestion
Wonderful taste
